Honest-Ape

Descendant of Honest Abe aka Abraham Lincoln! That’s right, I am an ape that descended from humans. Who says “evolution” can’t happen in reverse? Staunch conservative, alt-med researcher, incredibly anti-science, anti-vaccines, opposed to big-pharma and little-pharma. I believe that earth is flat and no more than 6000 years old. Evolution is a multi-generational global conspiracy started by Darwin to explain away the existence of a higher being The Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!